Episode Thirteen: Mona Lisa, Instagram and Drag!

Ask TMNT!: Ep. Thirteen

All of the contestants enter the stage, Michelangelo dancing around in pride. He was the one who saved his brother's necks in the latest battle against Dogpound, Xever and Tigerclaw. The brothers are annoyed while Alex and April are laughing. Casey is scowling, jealous that Michelangelo is capturing April's attention. Splinter is smiling, proud of his son, but wishing his brothers would give him more credit. Logan is frowning. Once they're all settled, they all look around, confused, as they wait for redmask38 to enter, but she never does. All of a sudden, a faint buzzing can be heard and the flat screen TV flashes on, with redmask38 on it, appearing to be in an airport.

redmask38: Hi, guys! Sorry I couldn’t be here today! I'm finally about to go to Ireland in four hours! I'm waiting at the airport in Boston, Massachusetts. Unfortunately, I'll be ARRIVING in Ireland in ten hours.

Michelangelo: Rough, dudette.

redmask38: Yeah, but it's going to be awesome down there. No school for a long time, and I get to see what it's like somewhere else! The only thing is, I caught a cold yesterday.

Raphael: (laughs) That's hilarious!

redmask38: Why must you mock me?

Raphael: It's fun! You're annoying just like Mikey!

Michelangelo: Hey! I saved you dudes!

Leonardo: We ALL did our parts, Mikey. You just happened to throw the last punch.

Michelangelo: You were all stuck! And when I came swingin' in with my kusarigama chain, it freed Raph and he helped you, and you helped Donnie!

Leonardo: Exactly. We all did our parts.

Michelangelo:

Logan: At least you guys get to GO on missions! When can I go?!

Leonardo: Not until you're older. You're way to young now, Logan.

Logan: I'm TWELVE!

Raphael: We were allowed to go up to the surface when we hit fifteen, so you got a long way, kiddo.

Logan: So, last episode, you let me do a (cough) inappropriate (cough) dance with Shredder because I'm OLD enough, and now, you're saying I'm too YOUNG? How is sexy dancing better than going on a mission?!

Donatello: Sexy dancing usually isn't life-threatening, and going on a mission could impact your life permanently.

Logan: Are you HEARING yourselves right now?  Sexy dancing COULD BE life-threatening, yet you let me do it?!

Contestants: …

Logan: -_- Forget it.

redmask38: Anyways, I decided to add a little challenge of my own for you guys to celebrate this momentous occasion.

Raphael: Of what?

redmask38: Me going to Ireland, and Mikey saving you guys!

Donatello: I'd…say I'd have to disagree.

redmask38: We're doing it.

Donatello: Um, okay.

redmask38: You all have to pretend to be each other. But I decided to do it based on when you all switched bodies (Burnt)…but OPPOSITE!

Donatello: Oh…oh no…

Raphael: Oh shell!

Michelangelo: YES!!

April: But what about Logan, Casey, Master Splinter and I?

redmask38: (grins evilly) Hmm…how about Splinter acts like you, you act like Casey, and Casey acts like Splinter?

Splinter: (facepalms and blushes) Oh my.

Casey: Aww man! I wanted to act like Red!

redmask38: Why?

Casey: So I could confess my love to myself!

redmask38: Oh…kay.

Logan: Who do I act like?

redmask38: Hmm…how about me?

Logan: …Aaaaaannnnddd you're acting like me?

redmask38: Nope. Me.

Logan: So…we're both you?

redmask38: Yup.

Logan: …

redmask38: Oh! And did I mention? You all have to dress up like each other, too!

Contestants: WHAT?!

Michelangelo: That woman…is pure AWESOMENESS!

redmask38: Thanks, Mikey! Anyways, let me just clear up who's being who for all of you who haven't read my TMNT Alex fanfiction, "Burnt": We're doing the opposite of how it ended up last time, so Alex is going to act like Raph, Raph is going to act like Donnie, Donnie is going to act like Mikey, Mikey is going to act like Leo, and Leo is going to act like Alex. (giggles) You'll have to wear her clothes, Leo.  And as for Splinter, you'll have to wear April's.

Leonardo & Splinter: (O_O) Uh…

redmask38: Into the dressing rooms you go!

The turtles, Alex, April, Casey, Splinter and Logan get dressed in each others' clothes and come out, one by one. Alex comes out, wearing a hand-sewn turtle outfit with over-exaggerated muscles. It covers everything but her head, where she's wearing a tattered-up red mask. Next is Raph, who's wearing a purple mask and has a tooth blackened with washable marker (hey…maybe it washes off teeth, too!). Then Donnie, wearing an orange mask with one of his teeth whitened (XD) and fake freckles on his face, Mikey wearing a blue mask and showing off his katanas, and Leo, frowning in girl's clothes. Leo was wearing Alex's typical outfit of a short-sleeved orange jumpsuit and black boots, black glovelettes and a black collar, all with orange gems. However, they all can't find time to laugh yet when Splinter comes out, wearing April's yellow hairband, white undershirt, yellow t-shirt, gray leggings, jean shorts and black boots. They all burst out laughing, except for Splinter, who is obviously disturbed he'd ever be caught dead in drag, and April comes out, trying to look tough as Casey. Casey comes out, trying to look wise as Splinter, fake beard and all. Logan also comes out slowly, carrying a small TV with redmask38's face on it, mimicking her on the actual screen.

redmask38: Logan…you cheated.

Logan: I didn't cheat…I was just embracing the power of awesome!

redmask38: I think I'll call you redmask38 Jr. from now on!

Logan: Gr- I mean…AWESOME!

Donatello: HAHAHAHAHAHA…OH MY GOD! APRIL AND ALEX LOOK HILARIOUS!! (begins ROFL)

Leonardo: Umm…okaaayy.

Raphael:  HAWHAWHAW…I'm Donatello! I like nerd stuff!

Donatello: NERD STUFF?! (clears throat) I mean…yeah! It's so stupid!

redmask38: Guys, let's get on with the show!

Logan: Yeah guys, we have a lot of evil things to go through!

redmask38: The first question is for Mikey from JPXE1f on deviantART: "
What would Mikey do if he met me?I'll include a short bio.

Fave things:
Skateboarding,Video Games,Art,Music,Books,Ice Cream,Spaghetti,Sprite(as in soda not a woodland sprite or something),Wrestling,Basketball,Baseball,Cats(any breed),Dogs (dobermen), Horses(arabian),Wolves,Falcons,my fave song is Fake I.D. by Big and Rich,and Writing.

My characteristics:
I'm loyal,mean,like to party,smart and in some ways stupid,nice if your nice back(otherwise I'll rip your head off if your cruel),I like to make dessert,build forts,I'm a tomboy(that means that I'm a girl,but like boyish stuff),the most girly thing that I barely like is Lisa Frank(and I still don't like it that much),you can depend on me to have your back,I'll play some nasty jokes on you(but will say sorry later on by doing something nice),cute at times,and will take care of you when your sick.

What I look like as a mutant:
My eyes are ice blue and pale green,my hair is black,I have pale skin(it seems as if I stay inside on a regular basis but I'm actually an outdoor person).I'm strong besides my pettite size,I like to wear blue jeans and t-shrits.I have an hour-glass figure.I'm a white cat(which accounts for the pale skin),my ears,tail,and paws are touched with grey.I'm not over-weight I'm exactly 110 lb.So don't imagine me as the fat kind of curvey."

Donatello:  She sounds AWESOME! I LOVE EVERYBODY!

redmask38: What's the REAL Mikey's answer this time? And Mikey…don't answer like Leo.

Donatello: Aye, aye, Captain!

redmask38: No, not you, Donnie!

Raphael: Okay!

redmask38: NAW! LEO, what do you think of  JPXE1f?

Michelangelo: Well, I think that she is quite awesome, aside from the fact she's mean.

redmask38: (facepalm) NOOOOOO!! Leo…how about you act like Mikey?

Michelangelo: Okay! (clears throat) That girl is totally radical, just…don't beat me up, please?

Alex: Shut it, Mikey's! (whacks Donatello and Michelangelo on the heads) I find beating people up awesome because I think I'm the best thing that's lived ever!

Raphael: -_-

redmask38: By the way, Mikey, the REAL Mikey…you're out of the game. You broke character.

Michelangelo: What?! But you asked me to!

redmask38: Exactly!

Michelangelo:

redmask38: Don't feel sad! (whispers) I'll help you raid Leo's room for his stuff when he's asleep!

Michelangelo: Sounds good to me, dudette!

redmask38: Anywhosen, let's move on to the next question for The Finger from theultimatefangirl3 on deviantART! Bring him in, guys!

The Finger: Momma…where are we?

Momma: Maybe if you paid more attention we'd know!

The Finger: I don't have no time for your insults, momma…The Finger has to find a way out!

redmask38: Hey.

The Finger: Momma…who's that lady?

Momma: Does it look like I know?

The Finger:  You're useless, momma! N-not that you're a bad mother…it's just…The Finger's confused.

Momma: I noticed.

redmask38: I'm redmask38 and you're on a talk show! I just need you to answer one question.

The Finger: A talk show? Just like The Finger's uncle? Sure. The Finger'll answer.

redmask38: Alright, here's the question: "why do you speak in 3rd person? Do you not know how to speak in 1st person?"

The Finger: The Finger uses "I" on some occasions, but I just had to start callin' myself The Finger to sound like one'a those superheroes.

redmask38: Okay, bye, Finger!

Donatello: Well, technically, it's THE Finger.

Alex: Yup. Total nutjob.

April: (obnoxiously laughes) Yeah! What a dork!

Casey: April-chan, it is impolite to laugh in such a manner. Allow me to demonstrate. (clears throat) Haw, haw, haw!

Alex: What're you, Santa Claus?

redmask38: Casey, Donnie and Logan, you guys are out.

Casey: What?! Why?!

redmask38: You just called yourself April. April is playing you, so you have to call her Casey.

Casey: Dangit.

Logan: What did I do?

redmask38: You haven't been talking almost the whole show, and we all know I have to talk the whole show.

Logan: I'm actually glad I'm out.

Leonardo: Yeah. What do we win when we…uh…win?

redmask38: It's a surprise.

Raphael: That doesn't sound good.

redmask38: A GOOD surprise. Trust me. And as for Donnie, he knows what he did. Mikey would never say "technically" to start with, or correct small errors. I did that on purpose to irritate you, Donnie.

Raphael & Donatello: (sighs)

redmask38: Alright, onto the next three dares and single question from sapphire848! The first dare is for Raph: "I dare you to kiss Mona Lisa!"

Raphael: I'm kissin' a painting?

redmask38: You broke character!! You're out! Which means that Casey, April, Alex and Raph are left in the game!

Raphael: Didn't you just kick me out?

redmask38: Yeah! I meant THAT Raphael is still in!

Alex: Yeah, you idiot.

redmask38: Also, to answer your question earlier, no, not a painting. You're kissing a mutant named Mona Lisa. Raphael II will have to do it also.

Alex: Meh. It was to be expected.

redmask38: Please give a warm welcome to…Mona Lisa!

The crowd cheers, some of it being Mona Lisa fans, and a female lizard mutant with brown hair and a pink hairband comes out, smiling dreamily and walking on-stage. She sits in between Raphael and Alex, which makes Raphael go red and Alex blush in the slightest.

redmask38: Alright, Mona Lisa, now for your time to shine!

Mona Lisa: No problem!

Mona Lisa and Raphael stand up, and Raphael shivers when Mona Lisa wraps her arms around his neck and begins to giggle.

redmask38: Why didn't you do that before when you were Donnie, Raph?

Mona Lisa kisses Raphael full on the lips and when they pull away, Raphael collapses, passed out on the ground. Alex is mad.

Alex: Is this really necessary?

redmask38: Yup. And you'll have to kiss Mona Lisa too. Also, you're out of the game because you're not acting giddy.

Alex: Dang.

redmask38: That leaves all of the somewhat humans left in the game: Casey, April and Alex.

Mona Lisa and Alex look of, awkwardly, and then kiss briefly. Alex is blushing on the way to her seat and sits down, looking at the ground.

redmask38: Well…it was nice seeing you, Mona Lisa!

Mona Lisa: I'm always glad to be with my Raphie (kisses Raphael on the forehead).

Alex: (scowls) Pfft…Raphie…who does she think she is? I mean, she just waltzes right in here and makes him pass out with glee!

Leonardo: (chuckles) "Pass out with glee!"?

Alex: -_-

redmask38: Onto the next question for the April's: "who do you love Donnie or Casey?"

April: Well…uh…

Splinter: Donnie!

Contestants: …

redmask38: Well…I guess that's April II's answer…

April: What…uh…April…said.

Casey & Donatello: WHAT?!

Casey: NO!

Donatello: That's GREAT!! I LOVE YOU, MY CHINCHILLA! (embraces April in a tight hug)

April: I…(smiles) love you too, Donnie.

Casey: (frowns) April's yours now, Donnie. I guess I'm, uh, sorry.

Donatello: It's alright, Jones. I'm sure you'll get tons of girls of your own someday.

Casey: (smiles) You know it.

redmask38: That was epic. Onto the next dare for Splinter: "I dare you to kick shredder in the Nono area!"

Alex: (giggles) Pfft…nono area…

Splinter: Oh…I'll LOVE doing this!

redmask38: Alright…bring out Shredder for April II to kick!

Shredder comes out of his portal and Splinter smiles.

Shredder: (looks at Splinter's clothes) O_O What the devil…?!

Splinter: Prepare to meet your worst nightmare: April O'Neil! (kicks him in the nono area XD)

Shredder: (groans) You…(groans)…will pay for this…(groans)...Hamato…Yoshi!

redmask38: Now for another dare for ol' Shredhead over here!

Shredder: (growls) WHAT NOW?!

redmask38: "I dare you to dance around in a tutu and splinter can film and put it on his instagram!"

Shredder: (growls) I despise you.

redmask38: How many times are you going to say that? Every time something bad happens to you? Man, you're seriously whiny for an evil villain. You and B.S. should hang out more.

Shredder: YOU MOCK ME, CHILD?!

redmask38: Yeah.

Shredder: I WILL STICK THIS BLADE UP YOUR--

redmask38: --TIME TO DANCE!!

Shredder is put in a tutu and starts to dance around as Splinter begins to tape it for his Instagram.

Splinter: This day just keeps getting better and better!

Shredder: (blushes) AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!!! YOU WILL PAY!!! YOU'LL ALL PAY!!

redmask38: Bye!

Shredder: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

redmask38: Alright, Master Splinter, all you have to do is post it on your Instagram!

Splinter: Already posted.

redmask38: Awesome. Now since there are three survivors left, I ask you guys to step off-stage.

April: Oh God.

The rest of the contestants are covered in butter that fell from a hatch in the ceiling. They all sit there, irritated, except for Michelangelo, who's licking the butter off of himself.

redmask38: Well, that's all the time we have for today! Send in your questions and dares for characters in any TMNT Universe…even my O.C.s! Alex, Splinter, Xela, Napoleon…anyone! This is redmask38 signing off!

Raphael: Knew nobody would win nothin'.

Send in your questions and dares!